WMD’s love affair with own trigger.

17 03 2007

A fatal love affair ended in nuclear disaster yesterday after a nuclear warhead squeezed its own trigger whilst hugging it. Low court judges ruled that lovey-dovey nukes now all have restraining orders from triggers whilst High court judges ruled that nukes cannot live in the UK. Meanwhile, in the real world, sensible Judges ruled that Nukes are inanimate objects and thus cannot actually blowthemselves up in this manner. The cause of the explosion was blamed on engineer #67832 who looked at the warhead from a distance yesterday looking thoughtful. “I thought it was in love” remarked the technician who was later sentenced to death by nuke on a weapons testing ground in the pacific ocean.




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